Creepy, Accident and Transportation: Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the...

By creepermagnet - 10/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

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By Skankeriffic - 19/02/2010 05:13 - United States

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By T-Shain - 31/05/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML

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Daaniellee1234 8

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:03

Since he saved you a chunk of money (depending on how bad the damage was) You should have kindly gone on a date with him.

lol69_fml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:13

All he wanted was to rear end your bumper if you know what I mean

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hatinglove3 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 0:38

Next time say yes, smart one.

WonderBlunder 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 0:53

It's your fault for crashing into his car. So man up and take the responsibility.

supercu96 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 0:56

lol #37 it's a chick -_-" YDI for not dating the guy xD

TrAnMu 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:12

Do I think he was entitled to a date no but I believe that some details were removed from this situation. I think that she was probably all over the top with it. So he was like "Wow this girl's a bitch." His pride was hurt and so he was like "She could have just said "no". You know what? Forget my kindness. You can suck it" and made the bitch pay.

supercu96 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:23

#40 is right. Stop being such a bitch. you crash into a guy and you rejected his kindness and you're complaining that you have to pay for the crash.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:31

He's not being kind if he expects her to go out with him because he let her off the hook. Perhaps she was a total bitch about his rejection, but he still was a loser for expecting her to say yes. If she said no kindly and he still let her off the hook, then he resigns his loser status. However that doesn't seem to be the case...

rndg 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 16:05

47, I do not get how someone is a loser for asking someone out and expecting them to day yes OP - YDI for getting into an accident

mercury42 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:13

You people who think she should have gone out with him... Ever think this is his stalker-murderer technique for picking up women? Seriously? That's disgusting. She was 100% right to turn him down. If she had gone out with him, he could have then turned around and busted her for extortion or something. Sucks that you have to pay for the damage, but good decision on saying no...

Klabauterpete 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:14

You crashed into a car and need to pay to repair it? YLIA. Also numero 40 might be right.

mercury42 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:15

chromosomes. learn how to spell. jerk...

xenomorph 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 2:06

There was a story like this with a cop writing a ticket.

ladiesman14 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 2:49

girls shouldnt call guys a creeper unless the girl is a PERFECT 10. that word is really starting to annoy me and most FMLers. stop thinking people are interested in you unless your a 10. if your not Most guys dont even look GOT IT. can i get an amen guys.