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By creepermagnet - 10/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By Skankeriffic - 19/02/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By T-Shain - 31/05/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML

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Daaniellee1234 8

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:03

Since he saved you a chunk of money (depending on how bad the damage was) You should have kindly gone on a date with him.

lol69_fml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:13

All he wanted was to rear end your bumper if you know what I mean

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ladiesman14 0

Monday 12 October 2009 2:55

dame your a lesbian ? is it true that 30 % of the time lesbians think about guys ? if so im much harder and taste better than a strap on. call me cause i think your a hottie.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 12 October 2009 4:39

Well, to be anal I'm pretty sure a fake dick is technically harder than a real dick. And your semen and precum probably taste pretty acrid from all that drugs an alcohol you must be on. I wouldn't know anything about lesbian statistics since I'm not one, but I would think anyone with a brain could see either 1) you made that up to try and stir shit, or 2) some desperate horny dude made it up because he was tired of the chicks he hit on only liking other chicks, so he thought it up to get back at them or something along those lines... or a pissed off straight chick did it to try and prove some agenda. Weirder shit has been made up... (hairy palms, anyone?) Anyway... Mmm, baby~ My panties are blue tonight Like your balls

ladiesman14 0

Monday 12 October 2009 6:21

oh im sooo sorry for being stupid Dame. i dont do drugs but i do drink alot of wine and hard liquor. no girls have complained about my precum or semen before. and its been in alot of mouths, vaginas, butts, and faces. except yours but maybe someday. :) im hoping with fingers crossed.