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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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MetalCraze 11

A five year old boy in my neighborhood was killed because some self absorbed bitch on a cell phone ran him over she didn't even care btw. I hop you plow into a tree before you hurt someone.

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DaHouz 0

No phone in car. Period. http://tinyurl.com/yz7dyfs/hayley/index.php?id=fcca1e82c783fec5c383e8dec4d7e75d

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jts2 3

You must be made out of something weak.. like papier mache. Or Raditz.

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alexandraa_fml 0

All the hatred in this FML is ridiculous..

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Cinn_fml 22

No it isn't. Ringing people when driving can be bad enough, but texting is just plain stupid, and the OP deserved it for being so stupid.

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alexandraa_fml 0

Ohh why silly me, what am I saying! I should have wished misfortune or death come to come upon her like some of you. God help her she made a stupid choice,. don't we all. Maybe she'll learn from it.

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Cinn_fml 22

Death is a bit too harsh, I just think that all the people who're telling them that they deserved it are right. I'm also not saying we don't all make stupid mistakes, I'd just prefer people to make their stupid mistakes when they're not behind the wheel of a potentially dangerous machine. Though I suppose we don't plan stupid mistakes.

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LifeFucksUsAll 0

Why not? She basically wished death up other ******* people. No one gives a shit that she was breaking a law, putting herself in danger, acting like an idiot about it, etc. People care that she's idiotic enough to put everybody else in danger for the sake of her ******* unimportant social life.

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Cinn_fml 22

Well I suppose you might be right there, however as she didn't kill anyone (this time) I feel that she should simply have her license removed so that she doesn't do it again. I will agree that she was endangering others, I have a particular problem with people crashing as a result of doing something stupid, I've seen the end result too many times. But as this time it wasn't too serious I can't bring myself to want them to die, just to never, ever drive again.

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alexandraa_fml 0

Let's all be vulgar and cuss every third word! Classy>Trashy!

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Cinn_fml 22

Technically she only swore 3 times in about 50 words; so that's once every 16ish words. (jk)

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LifeFucksUsAll 0

Hm, alright, let me re-write what I said and maybe you'll focus on replying to my bloody point, and not my words. "Why not? She basically wished death upon other golly gosh darn people. No one gives a geewillikers that she was breaking a law, putting herself in danger, acting like an lollygager about it, etc. People care that she's a lollygageric enough to put everybody else in danger for the sake of her goodness gracious unimportant social life." Better? Clean enough?

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RedHead0186 1

Oh, and we don't need another lane for people to pull over . . . that's what shoulders on highways are for. If you're in the city just pull to a side road or into a parking lot. No one needs to invest in anything so that people can pull over to be safe . . . you just do it.

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Krulin 8

... So wait, you saw an obstruction in the road ahead and, instead of stopping, you just immediately whip out your phone and start texting? You're a ******* idiot who should have his liscence, phone, and testicles taken away.

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anonymous1012_fml 0

what the **** you could kill someone doing that mother ******

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Knuckleduster 0

you are a Fu**ing idiot...

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