By RosesAreRed - 14/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
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toddin 7

Tell him to go to rehab. :)

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CyrusTheBlue 0

Be glad someone wants to give you something. Women are so ungrateful.

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eat_this_buddie 5

hahaha this is cute

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Today, I realized somebody loves me and was thoughtful enough to give me flowers on Valentine's Day. FML

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Ajjas013 6

Oh shit I forgot to send you flowers. Happy Chinese New Year, Ajjas :)

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boopityboppity 11

Ajjas, it looks like you just wished yourself a Happy Chinese New Years. This confirms it. You're a figament of Mermaid's imagination!

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YeahFMLxX 0

@59 your hot, and hell yes bring on them fireworks!

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GalaxyShots 21

And you're thirsty as ****.

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f_alltheirlives 3

Violets are purple, same with the rain at least thats what Prince says now buy me cocaine

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f_alltheirlives 3

Seeimdee loves me, I'd take off her bra but she is fifteen, its against the law :(

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DonkeyDelight 0

Yeah, don't you just hate it when underage girls are really sexy?

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purplemnm 9

this is so epic...I forgive you for screwing up "happy together"... bone me now...

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

C-C-C-COCAINE!!! Dr. Rockzo's partyin' right now, b-b-baby...

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YeahFMLxX 0

damn you child age laws! damn youuuu!

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f_alltheirlives 3

I love how my rhymes about underage sex and cocaine makes internet ladies love me or want to bone me. I guess poems DO get you the ladies, you just need to be creepy and disgusting enough :D

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iztrollinnn 0

"I swear officer! I didn't know she was 15!" ... "She told me she loved me!" ... "It's not rape if you enjoy it..it's just surprize sex." ... Have no idea where I was going with that. :3

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bezach 0

...this pain I feel it travels down, this pain I fell creates a frown. this blade I see it cuts the vien, this blade is in my wrist slicing up eternal pain-bezach WTF why do people think poem writers are creepy? sure I'm satanic, sure I drink blood and sure I do dark magic but I'm just a bad example.

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24788 6

You seem like you don't enjoy the druggie part, so if he cared about you he would of quit. Just a guess since you included it.

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elledubb 0

agreed! ppl saying see is ungrateful.. I thinks it's creepy.. it's been 3 years already move on!

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Universe_of_Time 0

tell him to quit and to change then he would do it. If he refused, then you are better off without him

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daydreamstar 7

awww..... :) in a stalkerish kinda way ^^

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talavera 0

number 5 is bang on....maybe women like you should learn to appreciate a gift, instead of thinking the world owes you. how many people receive nothing on this day?

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ensemble_coeur 0

so, if you don't want him back, just ignore it

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cmaureen3579 0

you should be happy he gave you something. so ungrateful. and what the card said was cute.

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