By IHateMyLife - 22/09/2012 06:59 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
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gracehi 31

I hope you told her, "What brave doctor let you out of the psych ward, you ******* sociopath?"

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imavelociraptor 6

That is completely unrelated.

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gracehi 31

Not really. Sociopaths have no compassion. It takes a person with no compassion to say something so mean to someone. Hence, my accusation of this girl being a sociopath. It's a stretch, I know, but I was exaggerating for shock effect.

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Knightchaser27 25

Maybe she is just a bitch

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musicluvr2000 11

I'll pretend I got that, so "yes, yes."

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gracehi 31

I imagine you must have to do that a lot.

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DollyDope 17

So she assumes all unattractive people hide in their homes their entire lives ?

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olpally 32

A **** punt is in order... I know that's extreme, but it's well deserved in this situation.

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Silent_Thrill 17

Or a taco crunch Or a clam slam BRING ON THE **** CARNAGE!! ... Damn, now I'm hungry!

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Mr1carus 1

The good old **** punt certainly has it's place in modern society!

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olpally 32

31- hilarious... Lol... Doesn't make me hungry though... Haha. 32- good to know! :D

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skippymagee 5

I don't agree with that asshole but I will still applaud your courage.

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

I wanna ******* slap her

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Enslaved 36

You are beautiful No matter what they say Words can't bring you down

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Silent_Thrill 17

Unless the word is written on a rock and collides with your head... But other than that, yeah, words can't bring you down.

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foshizzle82 7

Did anyone else picture that fat dude (can't recall his name) from mean girls singing this song? OP, do you resemble him by any chance? :)

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perdix 29

As I said in a recently deleted FML, you can use make-up, wigs and plastic surgery (including boob jobs) to at least become a "butter face." I realize you are male, so the boob jobs are really going to improve your look.

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perdix 29

Ha, this comment was doing very well on the previous FML. I wonder why it's not popular this time around.

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gmc_blossom 21

They just don't understand you, perdix.

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Iknowsomestuff 9

If she'd say that she's truly ugly on the inside, which is what she'll be left with when she gets older and looks fade.

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Rick_S 3

So many ways to come back from that. "How long have you been doing it?" "Well, I've seen you around, and you were my role model." "I couldn't have done it without the inspiration seeing you go ugly in public every day." "I may be ugly, madam, but you are stupid, and I can get plastic surgery." "What low self esteem you must have that you have to insult people you don't even know." "Did that make you feel better about yourself? I mean, I can see why you would need to." "I'm only ugly on the outside."

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JessalynVictoria 6

I think any one of those would be an awesome comeback. Not sure why dude here is getting thumbed down. :/

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Mr1carus 1

That shade of **** is rather unflattering...

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