By mollymaykitty - 02/02/2010 18:38 - France

Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
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mollymaykitty 0

I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.

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popoman 0

Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

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txgirl09 5

Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

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foodlover123 0

wow that nurse is a total bitch she could have avoided that if she have sent u home like really what if u got the swine flu then sucks 4 her she is probably one of those nurses that went to a mental institute school and she was 1 of the patients

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

She always is... have you not noticed the trend yet?

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tacosrawesome77 0

What?? Stomach ulcers can be caused by stress, so if the OP is stressed that makes this more of an fml not a ydi.

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ladida94 0

how the hell does she deserve it? uuughh i hate ignorance!

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Emilyinroom483 7

The stress thing is a myth, but upsetting someone who's sick can definitely make them throw up.

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alexandraa_fml 0

YDI for having stomach ulcers. Also, I envisioned the nurse as that woman that drives the schoolbus on Southpark. Hah.

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chickenzipper 2

I hope you get hit by a car. Or fall down a set of metal stairs for saying that. Stomach ulcers aren't a joke.

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IDOLGIRL 0

wonder if the nurse will be submitting a "FML"to complain about getting barfed on. she needs a remedial nursing class. hope you feel better soon, and bravo for good aim. have your parents fight the detention, cuz that's BS. signed, an RN who knows ulcers are real illnesses.

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deadsrs 0

you should have followed your barfing with "how you like me NOW bitch????" then it might have been worth it.

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Pearljammer001 0

are all school nurses stupid bitches or is it just me?

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softballer22 0

most are stupid bitches. mine is very shaky so if you start crying she'll send you home. but my one last year was a biiiiiiitch!

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cadillackitty 0

good for you! she is a stupid bitch if she thinks that. I hope karma gives her one and when she calls off sick she gets fired because "it's not a real medical issue"... hahahaha!

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jennylc2011 0

you should look into having her fired. it's against the health codes.

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WhatDidYouSay0 0

wat a bitch of a nurse!

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