Kids: Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 17:43 - India

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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By Mothering - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By nick - 24/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Palm Desert

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jonnygw 4

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:19

dad, there's something i have to tell you...

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:20

I think it's time for a talk with your " daughter".

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twisted_cherub 14

Wednesday 11 January 2012 1:30

I'm pretty sure that, even in India, a person cannot fill out the forms to be legally declared another sex at the age of 14. Why is everyone is jumping to that conclusion? My mom is, and has always been female, but was hassled constantly by Selective Service from 18 until she was 23 because she hadn't registered. She had to fill out forms and go through a bunch of other stuff to prove she was a she. It's what we call a clerical error and it happens to the government all the time. I'm sure India is no exception.

eringray101010 3

Wednesday 11 January 2012 1:32

Op you might want to check her social number. Identity theft?

ishida1235 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 1:43

Y cant it be the dad that signed them

cookie_crumble89 11

Wednesday 11 January 2012 1:43

Wtf

nekosan_fml 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 1:59

I'm male and my passport says female. I still went to Europe with it.

cash_monkey72 9

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:08

He/She might have been able to. Op is from India, so I don't really know their laws.

ChadAvreySchilli 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:14

Everyone, OP is from India

aarslap 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:21

Does the he/she person have male and female genitals?! What the hell..

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:46

Haha she can f@ck herself. Bring on the thumbdwns!!!!!

ilovekarma 8

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:23

Haha I wanna know two OP!

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:25

I'd be proud & boast to all my friends..."Oh yeah? Well, I gotta daughter w/a dick! That means I gots super sperms!!"

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