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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 17:43 - India

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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By mydaughterisdisturbed - 12/08/2013 00:58 - United States - Huntingburg

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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By Markeesha - 15/07/2018 19:30 - United States - Eaton

Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML

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By madaskueuchiha - 08/08/2009 03:57 - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML

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By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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By Nick - 26/01/2010 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

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By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

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By Mothering - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By nick - 24/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Palm Desert

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

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jonnygw 4

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:19

dad, there's something i have to tell you...

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:20

I think it's time for a talk with your " daughter".

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SanchoClaus25 6

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:24

WTF?!?! O_o

SeaMen 3

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:27

well the govt wouldn't change ur gender even if u identify urself as a boy or girl...they go by what is biological...also a kid can become emancipated but im not sure at what age so idk wtf happened...prob just a system error....-_- india

awesomegerf 7

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:41

WTF IS THT EVEN POSSIBLE

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:45

Maybe it's your daughter pulling a prank on you :) Well, let's hope anyways...

teyyoshi 19

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:14

the state is a noun? i mistake it for a state like "the United States of America"

lyle125 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:31

Gross, once someone changing there gender they are no longer people. When you change gender it.also changes your species from human to monster.

Dahlia89 2

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:34

Haha. That's sad

geon_olam 17

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:37

wow, comments are still open!

TomPusslicker 21

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:38

Has your daughter recently returned from a class trip to Thailand?

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:39

Time to question your sanity.

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