By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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ellymosh 0

It's a joke, chill out. I got the exact same thing in a greeting card for my last birthday. This can't qualify as an FML.

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Key_of_Heart 0

bet she's not ur favorite sister ANYMORE =P

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liveandletlive89 0

I think my feelings would be hurt as well. Happy birthday!

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9Squee9 0

Did you get a sense of humor for your birthday as well?

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xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

YDI for not being able to take a joke without bitching about it over the internet.

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skullbuster 0

Well, at least she didn't sign it "love Mom".

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Hellsno 0

OMG, it was a joke. You should ask your favorite sister to buy you a sense of humor for your birthday!

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AltoSaxKatie 0

Sense of humor please. YDI for being such a baby.

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zyq9 0

Like everyone else is saying, it's a joke; a birthday joke, at that. But oh lawdy, don't let it ruin your cake and ice cream!

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