By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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movies12 0

If she is not older that u, u should say "And why the hell do u think u r not" but if she is older and mostly likely is than all I have to say is it probably was a joke, or your sister is bitch.

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zee209 0

Go get some sense of humor. YDI.

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TeenageDirtbag_ 0

If it was a joke, then it was a really stupid one to make over a text message, seeing as you can't hear the persons voice you really can't tell if they're joking.

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xoerica9 0

YDI for not being able to understand that it was a joke.

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SAVIORxOMEGA 0

It's a joke get over it...

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haleycstar 0

oh thats awful! if it was a joke it was a really mean one!

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genius_man16 0

**** your sisters life for having such an uptight twat for a sister.

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