By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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SallySweet 0

In my family that's how we tease each other...

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NaomiSanguine 0

YDI for picking a favorite sibling , love much?

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Casket 0

make sure to forward that message to her on her birthday :P

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This_is_funny 0

Wtf? Gosh it's called family love. She was obviously kidding. Get a ******* sense of humor, man.

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hbhman 0

It's a joke, you idiot. Some people make jokes out of love... Like the exact opposite of what they mean. People who get jokes understand this. People who don't get jokes end up becoming either Hitler or a Hitler-esque person.

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giganticbrain 0

Damn, they must be getting more and more desperate for FMLs now-a-days.

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Flagband09 0

why do you have a "favorite" sister....YDI. and she was joking you douche bag. you fail at life.

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ledzepfan 0

i have one sister, she is the greatest sister ever and i love her so much, 5 years older than I. if i got that message from her, i would laugh my ass off and give her the biggest hug ever. she is living in Louisiana for work, im living in NC, i miss her soo much, this makes me sad now. be happy that you get to be with your sister so much

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muffinsareyummy 1

would you pull that stick out of your ass long enough to laugh at the ******* joke? jesus christ.

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