By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML
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buck33 14

Quality urine samples are something to be proud of.

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rainbowflag 2

well I would be pretty PISSED anybody...no...okay

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greenie213 23

High quality piss. Something I pride myself on.

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tennisrapper1 14

It's healthy of you to be that hydrated OP. :)

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brandon3747 16

OP it's still a compliment :) Enjoy it!

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KiiwiiRox 6

That's not really a FML, that's a good thing. Means you're really healthy. Maybe just the compliment part is a bad thing. Here's another, "you are awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise" Better :).

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GracesDelirium 9

I haven't seen a moderated comment in so long! Good to know the moderators still care.

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99megster 15

Why is this comment moderated? Is it rude or something? I still don't quite understand what the moderators are all about.

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99megster 15

Can someone please explain to me what the moderators are/do?

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GracesDelirium 9

They're gods that govern all mortal commentators. Those that are unworthy are struck down. :D

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redbluegreen 40

I once knew a guy who knew a guy who got moderated and was never seen or heard from ever again. Some say, the moderators sleep for weeks at a time, only leaving their caves to devour stray arrogant commenters.

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KiiwiiRox 6

Yeah which is my bad cause I forgot u weren't allowed to write that "it wasn't a really a f*** my life, it was more of a good thing." Oh well.

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DocBastard 38

Redbluegreen - That's a damned, dirty lie and you know it! They don't have the ability to do anything like th.;&*#^

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LappDance 16

I'd say thats much better than finding out that something is wrong with your kidneys, like me.

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shireman97 6

That's when you say, "well this is crappy"!!

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

57- Don't get all pissy! Heh... My joke is bad. And I should feel bad.

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KiiwiiRox 6

That's a good thing. Means you're really healthy! Maybe the once a year comment is not so good... Here's another: "You are amazing, don't let anyone tell you different!" Better?

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RedPillSucks 31

You missed the "Tour de France" by a week, but you can still sell your urine to some olympic competitor for beaucoup bucks

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

At least you're drinking enough water! Congrats on being healthy, OP. I know it won't mean anything to you, but here's a compliment, OP: you is kind, you is smart, you is important. I'm sure no one gets that reference.

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