By fuzz94 - 14/11/2012 09:06 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy
Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my face when I had finished and storm out of the room. FML
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fuzz94 8

Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!

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nick347b 6

Looks like she wasn't semen to like it very much.

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Comments

HmongJohn 9

You got a handjob. Just be happy for getting one.

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heyyyaubrey 9

who would be happy about a handjob..a 13 year old? if a guy wanted hand action he'd go home and **********.

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tbooty2140 4

So she is one of THOSE girls..

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stephan18 23

Explain? What kind of girl would do that? Seems messed up

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BubbleGrunge 18

Obviously it was her first hand job too! Hope you went after her and, umm, well explained. Then maybe return the favor!

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MolesterStallone 13

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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ebonyirony 29

seriously. I prefer giving head, anyway. at least then his kids go somewhere >.

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Welshite 39

Yeah, straight to your stomach where they are instantly murdered.

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CheeseTron 15

The origin of Donatello and Michaelangelo and that other turtle. Is it Rafael? Whatever.

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BananerzFresh 12

Well what did she think? I mean did she not know what happens when you give a hand job? There will be a mess.

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missababgaga 19

I've heard that it makes the skin feel softer...

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CheeseTron 15

Yes. Excellent facial cleanser. Semen is actually Olay's secret recipe.

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CheeseTron 15

But then I'll be out of a job...

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wickedninja918 1

naw man i could just use my own secret ingredent haha

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