Work: Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work.... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

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By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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By Moon_Glade - 03/06/2017 16:00

Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML

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Ouchie

By StupidNurse - 26/01/2012 21:57 - Germany

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

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By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML

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By FoxyManicLiar - 27/09/2010 21:06 - France

Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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The ole paper cut excuse

By alliwantisabandaid - 11/02/2011 08:27

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML

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dyma1337 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:28

how are you gonna **********?

RockstarRN 10

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:30

How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!

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ilovedramahehe 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:59

It's better to just wash your hands with soap and water :)

btnhdude 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:04

I can so imagine OP squeeling a high pitch yell muffled by the throat and closed mouth, waving his/her hands back and forth with elbows at waist. Hopping with feet jumping at the same time; varying from that to the feet hopping from one feet to the other, side to side.

btnhdude 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:08

I can so imagine OP squeeling with a high pitch yell, muffled from the throat and closed mouth. waving his/her hands back and forth, with the elbows at waist, and hopping with both feet jumping at the same time; varying from that to hopping side to side. with the face getting red and eyes looking miles away. haha.

Dnorris007 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:18

Well at least your hands are prone to infection now..... *Shoulder Shrug*

Dnorris007 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:18

Well at least your hands are prone to infection now..... *Shoulder Shrug*

EG14_fml 8

Friday 10 June 2011 0:39

HAHAA!! this is Freakin funny! but that sucks!

LupeFiascoLovaa 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:56

hate that!!!!!!!

davikrehalt 4

Friday 10 June 2011 0:57

lol truly 'nerves of steel" my friend

Lidiya8lml 0

Friday 10 June 2011 1:02

wow u got that many and still did not realize. It takes about 1 for most people to realize

panda_chick 2

Friday 10 June 2011 1:10

ouch! yup hand sanitizer will help you find all the little cuts you never knew you had...

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