Work: Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work.... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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By alliwantisabandaid - 11/02/2011 08:27

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML

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dyma1337 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:28

how are you gonna **********?

RockstarRN 10

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:30

How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!

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CountryGirl111 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:33

aww poor op =(

kinder10_fml 0

Friday 10 June 2011 6:03

what does op mean?

Kawboy 1

Friday 10 June 2011 7:08

think about it real hard. ull get it eventually :)

Hydronators 1

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:35

Oooohh thats gotta sting...

krysxkatastrophe 14

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:35

I'm guessing you'll use soap next time?

ohrlynow 9

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:36

Oh, ouch D: that happens to me. I discover new cuts everytime I use hand sanitizer.

jess6blondie9 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:38

Ouch!!! That's painful.

sxe_beast 11

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:43

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BURN!!!!!!!!

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:44

You didn't notice 50 papercuts? What the hell is your job?

pieintheface 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:45

Damn.Bbut seriously, if you got 50 I think you'd notice one.

meredithxjane 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:50

how could you not notice 50 papercuts?

angelchic3 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:19

no meredithxjane the question is how the heck do you not notice your papercuts then magically come up with 50 of them after u put on the sanitizer? -_- I think u would have noticed that Many.

abbi96x 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:54

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