Intimacy: Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then...

By saywhat - 09/04/2013 11:05 - United States - Yakima

Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML

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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML

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By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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By henley - 23/07/2012 01:33

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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By FML - 26/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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Going well, isn't it

By theproblemboblem - 29/04/2021 14:00

Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML

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chanellgymnast 17

Tuesday 9 April 2013 18:48

Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.

Hizodge 4

Tuesday 9 April 2013 18:49

Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.

Comments

ForeverAloneGal 23

Tuesday 9 April 2013 19:22

Boyfriend of 9 months.. Third girl this week to turn him down.. What?

NurseJonathan 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 19:45

It means he's a HOAR!

Llamacod 11

Wednesday 10 April 2013 0:43

Hoar : adj grayish white. Graying or whitening of hair due to age. I am confused as i don't see how this applies in any way whatsoever to this fml. Although i wpuld have to say that op's boyfriend is a *****.

maximus_prime 24

Wednesday 10 April 2013 4:42

Maybe Hoar means that OP's boyfriend will be old and grey before he gets his bj.

loserman67 35

Tuesday 9 April 2013 19:24

What a loser! The best thing you can do for him is to hand him a jar of peanut butter and tell him to try his luck at the local dog park. The best thing you can do for yourself is to put as much distance as possible between you and this turd.

ViviMage 38

Tuesday 9 April 2013 19:25

You've been with him for 9 months. Third girl this week. Something's isn't adding up.

MzZombicidal 36

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:53

Apparently the rejections are.

Llamacod 11

Wednesday 10 April 2013 0:47

Yeah, so far we've got: one uh uh uh, two uh uh uh, three rejections this week (said in the voice of "The Count" from Sesame Street)

Grauncho 27

Tuesday 9 April 2013 19:25

Be the third girl this week to throw him to the curb like he deserves.

cieloalicia 16

Tuesday 9 April 2013 19:29

So... You promptly broke up with him and left, never to return.. Right? He attempted to cheat on you, and is just a ******* weirdo. I'm sure you can find better.