By saywhat - 09/04/2013 11:05 - United States - Yakima

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Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML
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chanellgymnast 17

Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.

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Hizodge 4

Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.

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Inkedldd 8

If you're the third girl this week to turn him down, then I think you need a new bf.

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NurseJonathan 9

Eh. Go down and pull up his diaper. Suck it up, princess, you're a cheating bastard and crying over not getting head. Boo freaking hoo.

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marquellauhrig 10

If he needs to fk u to prove his manhood hes a bych

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Llamacod 11

I think you need to re-read the fml or go to "comprehension classes" because there was no mention of f*cking

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ravenevercross 19

You mean ex boyfriend, right?

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amifaiyaz 12

he has absolutely no manhood, the cheating *****.

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

Soooo....admitting to at least trying to cheat on you is convincing you how? Exactly? Run. Don't walk. Run.

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Flaum 7

A guy who's so sensitive about his manhood to the point where he tries to control his significant other and tries to cheat on her needs some serious help, and OP should get herself away from that jerk.

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Perception 6

It sounds like he's trying really, really hard to manipulate you. However attractive and well-off he may be, he's not worth the trouble.

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gregnc_fml 18

This may be a blessing disguise. 3rd girl In week? It's time to say so long amigo!

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