By EMTGirl'sLife - 10/02/2015 03:15 - United States - Basking Ridge

Today, I responded to an emergency call for an intoxicated 83-year-old man with chest pains. As I leaned forward to check his lung sounds, he groped my chest and said, "Nice rack". I just wanted to see if he had difficulty breathing. I don't even get paid for this, I'm a volunteer for the town. FML
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RobinGoodfellow 47

Good news: you apparently have a nice rack. Bad news: people are creeps. Especially drunk people.

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marcmaralou 15

while that is perverted ... he's 83 and he's got nothing to lose

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Nat52482 25

Haha I would have said "Doesn't look like you're in any serious pain since you can crack jokes." And left. But that's why I'm not a doctor lol

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lvg_fml 10

Aside from being drunk he may also have some dementia. He's 83 he may not get another chance. Unless you have to deal with him again I say let it slide

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Ichiya 29

Never let it slide regardless of age sexual harassment is still sexual harassment

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XPhoenixFire 17

#49 That's kind of funny coming from Ichiya. Not exactly the point of view you would expect from him.

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BlondePsycho 43

I hope you also treated him for a broken hand.

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kmelad 15

Oh, cause if you're getting paid it's totally okay... I guess.

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Meechiepie 13

to be fair I think it's one of those things where the fact that she's not paid is just adding insult to injury. She doesn't get anything to comfort her from this mans atrocious behavior. If she was paid it would obviously still suck, but she'd be like "at least I get paid for this" or "at least I can pay the bills at night" you know?

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KhaleesiDannie 26

I'd have to slap him dying or not...

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Charles900 16

That's disgusting. Chest pain or not, that creep should have been punched.

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feliciaheartu 21

Lets get the "I agree your life sucks" to 8008!!

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llooslam 2

not the old man become worse, but the worst man become elder

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firebat67 5

Ha! I'm an EMT as well, my female partner and I were transporting emergency traffic chest pain, the driver turned pretty sharp and my partner leaned over the patient to brace herself. He took the opportunity to grab her ass and motorboat her chest with his face. Needless to say she requested that she do the IV, which she happened to miss a few times lol

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