By farksh - 07/03/2015 12:14 - Australia

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML
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cutycat136 28

Okay. Now just don't think of the size of that spider and its long legs taking it all the way to the couch tonight. Good luck OP :)

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ThatDamHuntress 20

Kudos to you for being brave. I'd be moving to Spain.

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ekim300 26

Australia? Not surprised. Time to burn the house down.

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WipeHour 11

Why risk it? Burn down the continent.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Australia must be a minefield of burnt down houses.

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ghetto_child 19

remember that time you tried to kill him? ...he remembers as well!!

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Ichiya 29

"Remember when you tried to kill me twice? And we laughed and laughed. except I wasn't laughing"

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Soleia_Grace 15

You should have known I see that you live in Australia everything in Australia is trying to kill you. There is a constant battle to survive

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I_Hug_Cats 26

Should have used fire.

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WattledParsley 11

Things would've gotten heated very quickly. (pun intended)

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jessurah 16

It's ok #24, I got your Zombieland reference. There, there.

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chosha_fml 26

#82 Gosh, what a relief. And now people know you got it, which is what your condescending comment was really meant to achieve, so "win."

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LeBandit 20

there's only one solution unfortunately.... burn down your house

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ma12r 22

That's what happens when you mess with Mother Nature

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simplylittle_fml 8

Well, that was a great story to read before bed. When I wake up screaming in the middle of the night, I blame you, OP. Oh, and good luck dealing with the revenge of the spider :/

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Levvy 22

Of the two creatures involved in this story, only one tried to kill the other. And that's the one you're wishing luck. Think about that.

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