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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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You Muppet!

By Branski - 29/07/2011 00:27 - United States

Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounded a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By wabbyfish - 14/03/2014 03:36 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML

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By NotChadKrouger - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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Your song

By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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Moment of truth

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it a solo came on, and i turned to her and said "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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No thanks

By StratMan - 28/05/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 18 December 2013 7:55

It really takes balls for a guy to romantically serenade a girl in a soprano voice. It would be a lot easier without them, though.

blackman100 20

Wednesday 18 December 2013 7:48

It's called vocal range. You should be proud of it and so should she.

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Wyrelia 8

Wednesday 18 December 2013 11:26

That must suck, OP! Male sopranos are rare nowadays, you should be proud! :)

TheRoyalBattler 5

Wednesday 18 December 2013 11:43

Henry? Henry Phillips?

Fuzzynavel 10

Wednesday 18 December 2013 11:47

♫ Girls - don't - like - boys - girls - like - cars - and - money! ♫

bikergirl93 18

Wednesday 18 December 2013 12:54

i would love it if my bf did that for me

xxxkassixxx 8

Wednesday 18 December 2013 13:55

I'm an alto and I'm a girl you sing higher then me

LONERANGER44 11

Wednesday 18 December 2013 14:07

At least she laughed.

rawr_ily96 24

Wednesday 18 December 2013 14:13

If you can actually hit the soprano notes, then nice job! I only know one guy that can do that. If you get a little squeaky and your voice cracks when you try to hit them, then stick to tenor.

noone2 15

Wednesday 18 December 2013 14:35

She loves you dude

noone2 15

Wednesday 18 December 2013 14:39

She loves you dude.

AngelLovesDerby 10

Wednesday 18 December 2013 15:11

That really sucks OP.. Maybe find a new gf who appreciates your musical side.

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