By Awkward - 19/07/2012 02:15 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML
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CrassKal 27

You should just call them on that shit.

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DontModMeDammit 10

That's when you leave the room.

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alexlovescandy 3

That happens to me all the time. With my sister and my friends , it's like a epidemic !!

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Dracoboxer357 35

.....Your sister and your friends frequently ********** while talking to you? Why does this strike me as a tad abnormal? O.o

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joss777 3

**** you people who assuming that it was a male cousin.

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hateevryone 14

And you just sit there while he's doing it?

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firefighterjohn 9

ohhhh so your that 1 cousin that everyone has a crush on!

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oklahoma1233 1

You must be really sexy!

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ravenevercross 19

The fact this has happened several time and you don't say anything makes me think you might enjoy it. Ask if he/she needs a hand next time. That will solve the issue one way or another.

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CastielJ 6

What makes you think the cousin was a guy? Damn Bia-ist people.

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jsantepic09 1

Maybe the cousin is comfortable with his/her body. I don't know why people insist on making a big deal out of this. This can be easily addressed by just having the OP talk to their cousin calmly about it. Shoot maybe the cousin was already going at it when the OP walked into the room, maybe they have an overactive sex drive. Who knows but people shouldnt automatically jump to public humiliation, no wonder people have dysfunctional sex drives. I say as long as all parties involved are of age or near enough then they should handle it like the adults they are.

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downtime 12

There is no excuse for it if he's old enough and of sane mind enough to know better, but there is definitely no need to be a complete dick about it like everyone has been suggesting.

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