By Awkward - 19/07/2012 02:15 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML
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CrassKal 27

You should just call them on that shit.

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DontModMeDammit 10

That's when you leave the room.

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lonelyharts86 8

Why would you do that? Unless your cousin is (and there's no judgement here) mentally unbalanced? If not, you should leave the room or speak up.

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noisebox 1

Hard to discretely ********** isn't it?

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demonkey_fml 4

Unless he has "special needs," you need to call him out in a very loud voice among various family members so he will STOP THAT SHIT. Then you need to have a long and involved chat with your mother or his mother, (whichever family member is more normal) Looking him in the eye and saying, "What the **** is your problem, get your hand out of your pants when you talk to me!" goes a long way. As does, "I'm telling your mother/father if you ever do that again in front of me you pervert." (Shame him.) Don't be a victim, he only does it because the tool knows that you are too squeamish to say anything. If he IS a special needs child than you need to speak to his mother/father/guardian because that behavior needs to be modified/ended and won't get him anywhere in life (except jailed for indecent exposure). Just think, if he behaves that way in front of a minor, he could end up on a Meghan's Law type sex offender list.

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juker369 7

If the cousin, whatever gender, does have special needs OP should still speak up. Having special needs doesn't give you a free pass to ********** wherever they want. If OP says nothing because of his or her cousin has special needs, the cousin may become more outgoing about it and do the behavior in public places.... Special needs or not the cousin needs to learn socially acceptable behaviors, no excuses. Also, why is everyone assuming the cousin in a male. whatever.

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russfml 31

Your cousin my have schizophrenia, public masturbation is a common thing for people with what you call disorganized schizo. Its uncontrollable. anyhow fyl op that has to be awkward as hell

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DRMIKA 4

Was he doing it before you entered the room or just started wile you were talking to him

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AClassActx3 7

He must think you're hot

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JustKittyKat 24

Oh dear... Another possible incest post... OP, my cousin told me he wanted to have sex with me when I was about nine. I told on him and he got his butt whipped. It's better to speak up, I promise.

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little_one 20

Taking you home? Was he driving? Who drives and masturbates!? Who drives and masturbates with another person in the car!?? Your life or your cousin is ****** up.

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little_one 20

Somehow I read the taking me instead of talking to me...whoops I would have changed it but I was too late editing it...

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Dracoboxer357 35

122- Lol, unfortunately, lots of people apparently ********** while driving, my fellow Winnipegger. It relieves the boredom of long trips, with or without a partner in the vehicle. ;P Long trips with family members however.....I recommend 3 hours of "eye-spy" or politics, or anything Other than masturbation. :p Ick.

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spottyblanket 8

Tell him you will phone the police and get get him done for indcent behaviour

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