By Awkward - 19/07/2012 02:15 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML
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CrassKal 27

You should just call them on that shit.

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DontModMeDammit 10

That's when you leave the room.

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quatrom 2

Feel for you:( my cousin does the same thing

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Nemle22 4

The REASON it continues to happen...is because you just sit and ignore it. Speak up! YDI for doing nothing.

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Botanicas56 2

How do you even ********** descreetly while talking to someone

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KillPrince 6

Psh you can discreetly do it... Though its creepy to discreetly do it while near relatives

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jayzyone 4

Oh what the hell, "kissing cousins" not just about kissing,

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blakeford 5

Lol. I do that all the time. My cousin lives in a nude colony. Yep. Jk maybe????

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trintrinmir 9

You should slap their hand that they're using with a ruler next time.

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ModMitchie 5

Just be like "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING?" And ruin away screeching.

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