By Awkward - 19/07/2012 02:15 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy
Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 930
You deserved it 3 869

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CrassKal 27

You should just call them on that shit.

DontModMeDammit 10

That's when you leave the room.

Comments

mrnuleef 7

Your cousin needs to take that shit in front of a damn computer screen. Thats GROSS! is he ok with walking around looking like he wet himself afterwards? Or does he come equipped with a shield for his "discrete" masturbation?

I think on some secret level you liked it. Cause chicks like to be the center of attention

Bob_Cat_fml 14

1. Who said OP was a girl ? 2. Who said the cousin was turned on because of OP ? 3. Who but an idiot would say all “chicks” are the same ?

Still a better love story than twilight.

Well now you know that you're hot enough to ********** to ;) hahaha

perdix 29

Maybe he was hoping you'd use your mouth for something other than talking. He didn't want his EAR chewed off, if you know what I mean ;)

Maybe your cleavage inspire the moment... Ok, no

liquid_sasquatch 10

I wonder why everyone is assuming gender? We know neither the gender of the OP or of the cousin.

Just be like I'm not your girlfriend can I please stop?