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By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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That line is a cheesy cliché, so use it wisely

By Giden - 18/07/2022 14:00

Today, I was at a party and saw this girl who used to be overweight. She'd lost a significant amount of weight and looked so good, I went to chat her up. She immediately told me to get lost. According to her, if I "didn’t appreciate her at her worst, I don’t deserve her at her best." FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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By fuckedbyahipster - 15/06/2013 16:13 - Finland

Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML

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Smooth

By godzilllla - 08/08/2015 01:59 - United States - Bothell

Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:55

Now she's definitely not going to eat your meat!

IceyJustin 1

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:53

Yeah real smooth.

Comments

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:43

When trying to pick women, it's best to just not say anything about their weight. Try a simple "hi" and a smile next time...

klong91 7

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:45

YDI for insinuating she had an eating disorder just because she was eating a salad.

gracie6357 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:50

This is about the most retarded fml I've seen on here. You're an ass for hitting on a woman like that. Don't assume that just because she is thin she should be eating a hamburger and french fries. Girls have weight problems because of dicks like you. Btw: beauty should not be measured by weight.

Kelita 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:54

Ur no Casanova urself cause ur rude.

Emerant 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:57

Actually, 59, fruits taste delicious in salads, especially apples. I suggest waldorf (I think that's how you spell it) salad :). It's to die for!

pandapat89 3

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:57

she's just dumb for being a vegetarian.

Kelita 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:03

don't take the comment to heart lol I was just messin since u kinda blew on me on a diff FML lol

sweetonsno 1

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:15

If he had just called her beautiful, she'd be a jerk. However, by assuring her that she didn't need to "eat so scarcely," he was assuming that she was self-conscious about her weight or on a diet. That is not a compliment at all.

summersizzle 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:18

best to stay away from her if she finds out you beat your meat to her she will call animal cruelty services

FriskyCoconut 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:19

what does eating have to do with being beautiful? that's the worst pickup line ever. I get you were trying to say she's thin and doesn't need to diet blablabla but really? the way u worded it sounds just stupid.