By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 680
You deserved it 50 559

Same thing different taste

Comments

People always have to believe their own assumptions, don't they?

therealdavid 0

HE blew YOU? shouldnt it be the other way around?

bfad2010 0

its not OP's fault she's a vegetarian. She didnt have to get mad at him because she's mad at the world.

mellomaniac 0

I don't see how that's ur fault I mean u complimented her! she's probably got a stock shoved up her ass or she hungry cause just eating veggies has got to be like starving ur self

then you should've told her to more protein & carbs. somebody started a stupid girls have to be skinny thing at our children's school so now my daughter wanted to diet, she is going to turn 7 & 5t pants fall of her skinny butt

IHeartJimi02 0

That's horrible. A lot of media today makes people believe that being super skinny is beautiful. It's sad that children believe that too.

dudehaha 4

at what point was that smooth? ahaha

Acousticpixie14 6

How the Hell was he being judgmental?

in short, by saying "thin women don't need to diet; fat women do."

Acousticpixie14 6

He never said that! All he said was that SHE did not need to. Get over yourselves, jeez...

Talking about food as a chat up line is kind of a turn off. She probably doesn't want some stranger telling her what to eat and eyeing her up like she's a piece of meat. As others here have said, stay away from the sensitive subject of diet and weight, that's a great way to shut down not start a conversation.