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By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By Giden - 18/07/2022 14:00

Today, I was at a party and saw this girl who used to be overweight. She'd lost a significant amount of weight and looked so good, I went to chat her up. She immediately told me to get lost. According to her, if I "didn’t appreciate her at her worst, I don’t deserve her at her best." FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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By fuckedbyahipster - 15/06/2013 16:13 - Finland

Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML

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Smooth

By godzilllla - 08/08/2015 01:59 - United States - Bothell

Today, while at the local supermarket, I spotted an attractive woman packing food into a shelf. Trying to be flirty, I asked where I could find the cream cheese. Apparently, it was on the shelf right behind me. I heard her mutter "idiot" under her breath. FML

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:55

Now she's definitely not going to eat your meat!

IceyJustin 1

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:53

Yeah real smooth.

Comments

piiing 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 3:15

shit, vegetarians can eat more than just salads... she was just being a bitch. f her and good for you for approaching her and giving her a compliment!

varkey 7

Wednesday 9 February 2011 3:20

vegetarians only don't eat salads still, you're really stupid for saying that, most people don't eat salads to lose weight but eat them because they like salads... so YDI, moron

aims14 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 3:23

she's a bitch

disneydork96 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 3:41

its not the ops fault. vegetarians don't always eat salad. I'm a vegetarian and there are LOTS of options other than salad that don't include meat

Somedood117 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 3:46

am I the only one who didn't think he was a dick for doing that. someone here care to explain.

cfrost11 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 3:58

booooo:( terrible line hahahah.

mi_vida_loca69 4

Wednesday 9 February 2011 4:12

That's why you ask her if she is vegetarian before xD

wysteria14 17

Friday 25 December 2015 19:18

Well, simply eating a salad doesn't really indicate vegetarianism.

igoteffed 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 4:14

wow. people need to put on their reading glasses. he didn't say "oh look your eating a salad why are you because your are skinny." no he said why are you eating so scarcely and that she is BEAUTIFUL. he wasn't referring hardly to the fact she wasn't fat but to how little she was eating and how nice she looked. nice move OP.

sweetonsno 1

Wednesday 9 February 2011 6:58

You do see how "you don't need to eat so little" could be taken to mean "I think you are deliberately choosing to eat little and am trying to reassure you that it isn't necessary," don't you? People generally don't offer reassurance to those they assume are confident.

AlexBuda 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 4:21

Being a vegetarian is a lifestyle, but not one that a majority of the population chooses so that girl was a bitch for expecting you to know that she was a vegetarian solely off what she was eating.