Miscellaneous: Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie...

By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By embarrassed - 26/05/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML

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By misspriss - 17/02/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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Monday 18 January 2010 23:22

N00B.

ffmmllyaya 0

Monday 18 January 2010 23:23

sounds fake lol the 3D wasn't that realistic

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humorizer 14

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:28

Ensemble; Shiites are not muslim. They're just douches who claim to be muslim while making their own religion.

iFellytone 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:31

Umm and what gives you the right to decide which sect is actually part of Islam? You're an idiot

Gasbarro 3

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:37

That was YOU? Jackass.

facu 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:42

more like fml for the people sitting in front....unless they beat u up

somethingnew24 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:54

your an idiot and stop putting fake fmls in here

lane4 1

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:01

lmao

Dante15 3

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:24

3D is stupid and that movie wasn't even that great it was alright.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:27

And the lack of smoke, burning sensations etc. was not enough of a clue?? Fail.

Mattyboy558 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:30

I like sex.

pooda50 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:43

this should have been posted by the people you dumped your drink all over, unless you're that upset about not having that drink anymore.

adonals 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:50

hahaah agreed

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