Health, Transportation, Cars and Accident: Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the...

By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By madd_dizzle - 25/10/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML

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By icantdrive - 19/03/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML

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By Sean - 14/08/2016 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:14

FYL and YDI FYL because he couldn't do any worse at trying to get you to stop; seriously waving = hi/come here YDI for not paying attention to your surroundings have a quick recovery from the ribs, those SUCK to have broken cant do anything

Indiana_fml 4

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:05

Ouch indeed. But I wouldn't just wave to signal "Stop!"...

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thelonelylurker 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:05

You'll make an obedient wife, OP. Lucky him.

nikki1001 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:52

How did he notice from across the parking lot that a Hummer was going to back into you.....and you didn't from right there? When your crush waves to you....you don't run to them. Play hard to get!! Come on now.

MonkeySpeaks 4

Wednesday 27 May 2009 18:56

Travestie - I agree. You'll be happyt o know they are discontinuing them. YAY! No more hummers... at least... not the ones with wheels :D haha I hope their insurance pays for your med bills and I hope you get a nice stipend from them as well. If they're arrogant enough to drive a hummer, hopefully they were arrogant enought o pay for the highest insurance rate.

fuckzombies 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 19:18

Well at least your boyfriend tried to save you!

pappy1193 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 20:37

Alright people, just because they are driving a hummer doesn't mean it is their fault. Love is such a blinding thing. I guess FYL, but in a way YDI.

AntX2 1

Wednesday 27 May 2009 20:55

I don't see how people can say YDI....I mean people make mistakes and can they honestly say that they're senses are SOOO good that they'd be able to notice everything? Sure, maybe a giant hummer but still, these things happen. Definitely a FYI for 1) You thought your crush was paying attention to you, 2) You got hit by a car and suffered pretty bad injuries. Hope you feel better.

seonfire 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 21:02

I don't get it, why would he warn you about a car that was backing up if the distance was great enough to where you had to run to it? And why would he wave you over? Sounds like a faker.