By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 050
You deserved it 17 357

Same thing different taste

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R3TH0R 0

FYL and YDI FYL because he couldn't do any worse at trying to get you to stop; seriously waving = hi/come here YDI for not paying attention to your surroundings have a quick recovery from the ribs, those SUCK to have broken cant do anything

Ouch indeed. But I wouldn't just wave to signal "Stop!"...

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Yulia_fml 0

Heyyy #1/#7 you amuse me. Typical teenager trying to act tough by being an asshole. I'm so glad I'm out of high school now and it's easier to avoid these people. OP, that really sucks. Damn Hummers.

Hummers are so obnoxious. Less than 20 mpg and still people insist on buying them. Sorry that happened, but your crush seems dumb if he can't figure out a better way to communicate something like that.

This should be the cue for you two to sit down and establish a list of hand signals that you both can easily understand.

Did do you run into it, or did he back into you going 3mph. either way. YOU GOT PWND

Jwhite927458 0

#1 and #6 your mom shoulda swallowed you.

fretforyerlatte 0

watch where you're going. hummers are massive, pretty hard to miss. and while walking through parking lots you always gotta watch for those reverse lights!

hmmm why did twilight just pop into my head....

Hahaha this reminds me of the Dane cook joke "you're about to be struck by a vehicle!" hahaha I'm sorry but that does suck though