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:( I hope you get well soon.
Hummers are so obnoxious. Less than 20 mpg and still people insist on buying them. Sorry that happened, but your crush seems dumb if he can't figure out a better way to communicate something like that.
This should be the cue for you two to sit down and establish a list of hand signals that you both can easily understand.
Did do you run into it, or did he back into you going 3mph. either way. YOU GOT PWND
**** people with hummers hahaha
hmmm why did twilight just pop into my head....
Hahaha this reminds me of the Dane cook joke "you're about to be struck by a vehicle!" hahaha I'm sorry but that does suck though
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FYL and YDI FYL because he couldn't do any worse at trying to get you to stop; seriously waving = hi/come here YDI for not paying attention to your surroundings have a quick recovery from the ribs, those SUCK to have broken cant do anything
Ouch indeed. But I wouldn't just wave to signal "Stop!"...