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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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By jack - 08/10/2012 18:36 - United States - Mcnabb

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML

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By Ashton - 15/11/2018 13:30

Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML

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By datingablonde - 11/01/2013 05:20 - Australia - Attadale

Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML

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Get a load of this guy!

By IaMDeD - 08/06/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML

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Uncanny valley

By bruv - 12/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML

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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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JoeLouisBomber 9

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:24

Yeah....cannot tell apart....*smirk*

angrymexican 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:26

Tell her that you're your identical twin and get mad at her for mistaking who you are.

Comments

knucklehead11 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 23:38

She should listen to President Scroob and chew her gum lol

ihatemy 5

Thursday 9 February 2012 3:56

Make the one that your dating

im_not_a_feline 5

Thursday 9 February 2012 4:43

wow sorry dude but your a HORRIBLE boyfriend even identical twins have little differences to tell them apart and after 3 years you should know them there are identical friends at my school and i can tell them apart and they arent even my friends

thatsuxslol 3

Thursday 9 February 2012 4:54

...maybe he hadn't seen his gf yet so he ddnt kno what she was wearing..

superstar429 7

Thursday 9 February 2012 6:07

identical twins have different features in there faces and 3 years wow thats sad

dinosuarRAWR 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 6:17

If she's your girlfriend how would you not know if shes at the store or not?...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 9 February 2012 20:27

Because not everyone's a clingy bastard who asks their SO's whereabouts constantly.

kelso_steve 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 7:47

Write 1 and 2 on their hands with sharpie xD

XxJessisonfirexX 8

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:40

your pretty cute .. js :3

JestPhulin 5

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:36

Take a look at which hand she is using to pick up items with. The vast majority of twins have one right-handed and one left-handed twin. Granted, it isn't true for all twins, but I think it is a significant percentage of the twin population. (Ugh, the only reliable reference I can find was published in the 1930s, when left-handedness was actively discouraged. But, even then, there was a significant larger percentage of twins being left-handed than the general population. Many sites about left-handedness claim this too, but list no references.)