By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Dad, look! I'm your son! Son... I am disappoint.

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spyderman2190 0

that kinda sux, but this shouldnt be an FML, if anything your life is prolly alot more blessed, quit being a man ***** and this prolly wont happen again

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fail_1 0

lizzzie it does have to be an fml... now he has to take care of a kid... I'm sorry man that really sucks

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fMYYYlife 0

wrap it before you tap it no glove no love cover it before you smother it cover your stump before you hump if your not gonna sack it go home an wack it if you go into heat package your meat the right selection is to wrap your erection

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allmidnighteyes 10

**** condoms, premarital sex is the shit. Get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant.

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waterynuggets 0

TFOT reference FTW

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DoomJeff91 2

How about tape it before you rape it? That ones original as far as I know.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Well, Brave_Sir_Robin... I was told that my parents asked the Skyfairy for a wiggling new bundle of joy. About nine months later, I was placed on their doorstep by the Delivery Stork. My parents opened the door... ...and gasped in horror. They didn't ask for a ******* baby, they wanted a puppy! They've begrudged me ever since. :[ Now, I don't know if that's how you were made, but I thought I'd share my story with you. :]

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Hellcrapdamn 0

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden : i am truley sorry for your lots

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Hellcrapdamn 0

This is the first thing http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081017195134AAWT7Ez This is the second http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaPOOVX1Y&feature=related . Watch the second one, and then read the first one. You should begin to understand at this point. Blammo.

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gummibehrs 4

I don't think she was saying "what?" about the topic of your comment, I think she was saying "what?" because she couldn't understand it because of all the misspelled words.

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Sipos 0

"Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. My first urge was to complain about my life. FML" That sounds more appropriate to me.

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lmmmr 0

And for this, he could not deserve it more. Obviously a lame person.

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roosterman187 0

This is a website devoted to people bitching about their daily happenings. Did you forget that?

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cali_cougar 0

wow i guess now maybe you are thinking back to allll the times you had sex with no protection..... and how many little 'raiders4ever' are running around out there. you totally deserve it dude. wrap it up next time

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joHnnycsU 0

Now that's what i call irresponsibility/

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Chfanfiction 0

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig YDI. You were stupid enough to get a girl pregnant, now deal with the consequences. Next time wrap your meat.

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perdix 29

If you don't wrap your meat, how can you have any pudding?!

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NathanKett 0

How did you know he was your son if you didn't know you had one?

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