Kids: Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 380

You deserved it 24 984

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By nick - 24/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Palm Desert

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 16:16 - United States - Bell

Today, my son was crying because he wanted his daddy, and he asked when he can see him. I had no idea what to say, given his dad left us in the middle of the night last year, now lives in another country, and told me he never wants to see us again. FML

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By iliana74 - 20/04/2016 16:07 - United States - Hamilton

Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML

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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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By Meghan - 05/09/2020 08:01 - United States - New York

Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML

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By me - 14/01/2012 01:38 - United States

Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 21 October 2009 9:41

Dad, look! I'm your son! Son... I am disappoint.

spyderman2190 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 9:46

that kinda sux, but this shouldnt be an FML, if anything your life is prolly alot more blessed, quit being a man ***** and this prolly wont happen again

Comments

PiErC3 0

Friday 27 January 2012 20:10

the FML about this is that he didnt know he had a son A good father usually knows he has a child

volleybalhitter 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 6:51

Haha! It would be funnier if you met him on a street corner. "Dad? "

Ninjasaurus18 9

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:33

That's not an FML. That's a congrats for having a kid, and a facepalm for not juts putting a ******* condom on.

XxchristinasmhxX 0

Friday 27 April 2012 2:34

Do I smell man *****?

SWeatHeart11_fml 7

Friday 7 March 2014 3:18

He could be upset that he didn't know because he would have been there for his son from the start and now feels like he's messed up.

st_red12 4

Tuesday 15 July 2014 3:35

NopeTrain 11

Thursday 2 October 2014 20:48

pops!

yosico22 16

Thursday 16 April 2015 21:42

That's sad.

HighasaCloud 46

Saturday 2 May 2015 4:36

I am surprised at the amount of YDI's you got, OP. It's as if all these morons believe that your spidey senses should have tingled as soon as your sperm fertilized that woman's egg. Sorry, OP. As soon as she found out she was pregnant, it was her responsibility to tell you that you were to be a father. FYL and all these "YDI" voters are window-licking, inbred piles of maggot-infested shit.