Kids: Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML

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By me - 14/01/2012 01:38 - United States

Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 21 October 2009 9:41

Dad, look! I'm your son! Son... I am disappoint.

spyderman2190 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 9:46

that kinda sux, but this shouldnt be an FML, if anything your life is prolly alot more blessed, quit being a man ***** and this prolly wont happen again

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TenebrificTurtle 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 13:45

Next time don't be the ******* Johnney Appleseed of Sperm and keep track of who the hell you sleep with.

irregularhunterz 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 13:51

lame

zander09 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 14:04

It's DNA testing time!

PhillyFox 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 14:41

Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool!

salathiel2013 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 14:48

Son of a....you? haha....

wafflemonger 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 14:59

You know what would make this more of an FML? If the OP was a woman.

wafflemonger 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:01

(This is not a comment.)

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:05

(This is not a reply to your non-existent comment.)

LadyKaya 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:43

(This is not a reply to your not a reply to his non-existent comment.)

Superawesomestev 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:26

ydi.

TenebrificTurtle 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:44

I guess YDI for not knowing... I hope you remember the sex...?

eatjello 1

Wednesday 21 October 2009 15:46

Raiders ftw! Graduated loudoun county high school last year!

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