By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 00:37 - Norway - T?nsberg

Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
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Foolys 10

If she broke up with you over something trivial as a text message I would have to say you're better without her.

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heythere131630 9

Well if the world does end your embarrassment won't last long.

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lukep135 6

I think the real reason was that you told her you loved her, she didn't feel the same, and used that piss poor reason as a scapegoat

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Twisted_Angel 17

she's an asshole. find someone better.

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chrissy2 28

Some people seriously can't take a joke.

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IndigoFuckYou 9

I told my boyfriend the exact same thing, he didn't seem to mind at all. Bitches be crazy. I'm sorry, OP.

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nottheyoungest 18

If the apocalypse doesn't kill you, I'm sure living with her would've. Congratulations, OP, you avoided a major life problem in the future!

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robo_thunder 13

I think you should go with it. Then come up with a really great survival plan and be featured on that doomsday preppers show.

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