By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 00:37 - Norway - T?nsberg

Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
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Foolys 10

If she broke up with you over something trivial as a text message I would have to say you're better without her.

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heythere131630 9

Well if the world does end your embarrassment won't last long.

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geocayce 7

If she was a true girlfriend, she would know you don't believe in the world ending today & she would get your humor. You're better off.

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Ozxkar 6

Maybe she just needed an excuse to break up. Forget her. I'm sure you can do better. Good luck.

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barefootchic 6

She should know you better than that, OP. Honestly it sounds like she just wanted an excuse, and she was very cruel about it also! Find someone who appreciates you and forget about her.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Post the link of this FML on facebook. At least you'll win over some friends.

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maz95 17

Maybe you had it coming and that was her chance to dump you (as stupid as the reason was). Sorry OP

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katyamaslova 5

Aww, I'm sorry. You deserve someone better. That's actually really cute and sweet of you.

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thelaxersvlog 9

Never joke with a girl who is PMSing

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Never joke about a girl PMSing…

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CharresBarkrey 15

Always read an FML thoroughly before commenting.

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perdix 29

That was not at all cute or jokey. It just said that you don't have the balls to say "I love you" to her in a meaningful way. While many girls like a guy with a sense of humor, they don't want you to **** around with the "I love you" moment. That's one time to put away the jokety-jokes.

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

Really? That's odd cause my bf always jokes around with the "I love you" stuff and I like it. It makes me laugh AND I know he loves me. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

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perdix 29

#57, I'll bet all the joking was AFTER the real, serious "I love you" moment. Once you open yourself up and state your true feelings to someone, then you can have fun with it. The way I read this story is that the OP had never really told her that he loved her for real.

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

I suppose I have been with my bf for near 3 years so it is different than if it was the first time he told me. I guess we read it differently. I thought this wasn't the first time he said it and you did. Thinking about it from your point of view it makes a little more sense.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Somebody seems to enjoy jumping to conclusions based on nothing.

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taranpreet 7

Dumping you is one thing, but a Facebook status too? She doesn't sound like a very nice person.

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