By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 00:37 - Norway - T?nsberg

Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
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Foolys 10

If she broke up with you over something trivial as a text message I would have to say you're better without her.

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heythere131630 9

Well if the world does end your embarrassment won't last long.

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lindaruiz 5

she dumped you cuz you said I love you? you don't need her then..that was very sweet:)

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perdix 29

#44, she dumped him because he could only say "I love you" as a joke.

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

How do you know that he only says I love you in a joke? This is once instance of a joke but how do you know about the rest of their relationship?

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CheerBaby97 9

You should have dumped HER, for still using Facebook

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CharresBarkrey 15

Okay, hipster. Go do something none of us have probably ever heard of now.

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bakerella 29

that joke wasn't even slightly funny. YDI

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nishantvas 13

That escalated quickly !!

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Sounds like something my ex boyfriend would have done to me. I've lost count of the things he dumped me for before he left me for good.

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PokemonLove993 17

that really sucks OP :( next time find a girl that can take a joke. my boyfriend said the same thing to me last night and thought it was so cute.

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OhhKristin 11

Obviously, she's the mentally unstable one if she breaks up with you over a text message and then makes fun of you on Facebook over it.

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markuskind 7

As a fellow norwegian this saddens me. Tell her to "Gå å henge seg i et tre"

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onorexveritas 23

overreacting much? did you tell her you were kidding?

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tzryan 3

If the world does end today, op won't last long, so as we

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