By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 00:37 - Norway - T?nsberg

Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
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Foolys 10

If she broke up with you over something trivial as a text message I would have to say you're better without her.

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heythere131630 9

Well if the world does end your embarrassment won't last long.

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fishstick557 14

Chin-up bud(: she's a fool for dumping you get back out there and ignore the haters!

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Nanael_fml 4

Well you should comment on the status saying it was a joke and how she's a moron for taking it seriously

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delevish 3

Your ex-girlfriend sounds like a dumb bitch. I think you're better off now.

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Obryn 9

Sorry, man. She was obviously looking for a way out. :/

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Well how about that. She sounds like a mentally unstable idiot.

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kile88 2

I don't understand why people feel the need to not only breakup for a stupid reason like that but post it on Facebook?

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