By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
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cBlackout 13

That's when you know you party too hard.

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mea_iloveskiing 26

This FML is so short that I couldn't open it for 3 minutes. (:

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

This FML is so short, it's/your (insert penis joke here*). *Some examples include: -"almost as short as Justin Bieber's penis" -"almost as short as your penis" -"mom's penis is longer than this FML"

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that1guyyy 12

The past tense of "to expel from the anus"

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SimpleMinds_fml 7

Yeah you probably shouldn't be snacking on those.

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KjoeLjan 4

Where is the Like-button for this FML? I lol'd.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Right there, where the **** do you think it is?

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cBlackout 13

Actually.. I can think of two.. But #2 may need some lube..

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