By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 683
You deserved it 35 754

Same thing different taste

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Ohm my! Your current situation must have been the polar opposite of what you wanted. It's strange enough to attract people from any field. Don't worry OP... more power to you. Your magnetic personality is probably a Joule to everyone you know.

Don't be hating guys. The OP just wanted to know how it worked.

If Magneto was your proctologist this could all have gone more smoothly.

dudeitsdanny 9

Don't tell the juggalos.. They might think you know how they work.. Just put it down and back away slowly.

Is anyone else wondering if this is the same guy who not long ago shat out a staple?

There was another FML not too long ago saying, "Today, I shat a staple." So this didn't even make me crack a smile.

Pull the broomstick outta your ass and lighten up. The YDI FMLs are for insulting, not laughing at. Or I could be wrong....

I think ******** a magnet is much more difficult (depending on size) and therefore much more amusing than ******** a staple.