By wtf - 09/06/2011 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I shat out a staple. FML
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Same thing different taste

By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0

why did you eat one

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BShady96 0

this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-

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Megan0527 0

Really really horny.

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mismonroe 0

If it didn't, would it be an FML? Unless the FML is, holy shit, I shat staples. And liked it.

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soulfulemo 0

o.O I'm assuming the person would've had to have eaten it in the first place

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OfficeNinja 5

are you sure it was not really a peanut you forgot to chew?

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chiddy_bang71 0

staples r small and shaped like a block u. peanuts r an oval. ud notice the poking of a staple and be able 2 tell the difference between that and the stretching of a peanut.

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soulfulemo 0

62- I think we all know what a peanut is..

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perdix 29

That was easy! Did you manage to clip together several sheets of toilet paper with it?

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Miss_Michaela 10

If it's in good shape, why not wash it and use again. What I'm struggling to work out is how he saw a staple in a shit load of... Well, shit.

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jjice 6

maybe he checks for prizes in his shit

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MrSassypants 33

Or a shat load! Zing! I'm stupid. Also who is on the iPod app and had trouble clicking on this FML? I know I did.

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