By wtf - 09/06/2011 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I shat out a staple. FML
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By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0

why did you eat one

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BShady96 0

this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-

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paras0mnia 3

chew before you swallow, silly duck :P

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mdmmidnight 0

how in the bloody hell did u eat a staple

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rattusrattus 18

When I was a kid I ate paper, but it was always single-sheet, and plain white. So I have no idea.

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jrgr 6

yea I had trouble too! lol

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sassypants93 17

I am, but I clicked on the one below it and pressed the up arrow.

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SirBedevere 0

I know how you feel, I shat glass shards once.

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iSurf_fml 8

Shat shards. Try saying that five times fast.

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Crazy4Christ 0

haha, I actually sat and did it

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aswan15 0

why would you eat glass?!!!

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Lidiya8lml 0

you sure had a heck of an interesting day today. I wonder what tomorrow will bring u.

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meggieh815 0

The stapler? :)

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rhpsfan9 10

that sounds like a personal problem

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pepper477 6

FML is the definition of personal problems.

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AttucisFinch 0

YDI for eating a staple. Idiot!

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thatonename 7

well ain't you a little smarty-pants then. but seriously, I had the same problem...

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