By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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meganm922_fml 0

ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.

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ShadowPunkChick 1

Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!

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HeretoBlame 3

Fmylife didn't wanna know that isn't three razors alot? Just asking

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Dopeyrox 0

Damn why not just use the weedwacker?? how does your hair possibly get that long you should be taking care of that single or not.

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venoom 0

eww, way too much information...

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BatgirlZKE 5

I call BS. Your hair stops growing after a while so it's not like you start to look like a monkey if you stop shaving for a long time. There's no way you'd go thru 3 razors As for people saying it's disgusting, why? It's just hair. I'm sure she showers regularly so it gets clean. Not shaving is not disgusting. I don't shave my legs in the winter and my fiance doesn't give a damn. If a man is too shallow to see past your hairy legs then forget him.

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imlagginglol 0

Obviously you havnt been to Eastern Europe

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TheWicked 4

... hair on women is ******* disgusting. Period.

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FYLDeep 25

A period on a woman's hair is ******* disgusting too.

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ibanez370 0

AHAH omg... gross, but i just lold

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natural711 6

welcome to the hood brotha....or shall I say sistsah......?.....last time I shaved my legs was 8 months ago/...and the hair hasn't grown back yet............,..care to be a gene recipient??? lol

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dramaqwene 0

yep I have the same thing. I shave like 4 times a year. my leg hair is blonde and grows very slow. you can't even tell it's been 3 weeks since I shaved last and not even any stubble. if only everyone could be so lucky.

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ibanez370 0

omg your so lucky

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1030love 10

i spent 10 months away from my boyfriend across the country. i still shaved my armpits daily or every other day if i was feeling "lazy" and my legs/vag every other day or AT LEAST once a week. just for my own personal happiness. being hairy makes me feel less feminine and pretty gross. i dont know how you could possibly go so long OP

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ttorigibson 2

your hair must grow fast, to even attempt to shave your legs & especially vag every other day.

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FarSide 22

Your hygiene habit sounds like it arises out of OCD. Maybe you should seek counseling.

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1030love 10

lol i'm not OCD about it at all. i'm just a very small framed person, and get cold A LOT, which gives me goosebumps frequently. goosebumps make your hair pop out faster, and i dont wear pants to bed, so i dont want my legs scratching me when im trying to sleep. therefore, i shave more often than the average girl/woman. i'm not saying i enjoy shaving so much, i actually really hate it, and it causes me to get razorburn more often. luckily i've learned how to make the razorburn go away, so it's no longer painful, just time consuming ....and sort of a waste of my time since normally as soon as i get out of the shower from shaving, i get goosebumps lol

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__rowena 0

try waxing. it's so much more effective.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#37 But waxing hurts so much more...I tried it for the first time recently and was really unpleasantly surprised! Shaving is fine for me...

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mona_is_here 10

Beauty is pain, if you want to be beautiful, you have to stand pain

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#89 I still shave even though I don't wax. Shaving works just as well as waxing for me.

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mona_is_here 10

94 oh then I guess it depends on the body. for instance,for me waxing is the only suitable way of removing excessive hair. it's painful only for the first few times,then you even fall asleep during the procedure lol :)

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justj2010 0

relax and wax no scream cream. for real. google it. you'll thank me for it.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#123 Thanks! I'll have to check it out. #116 Haha, I actually didn't go to a place to get mine waxed-- I did it myself, which was probably why I hated it so much. It's a lot harder to pull it off yourself! :P

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