By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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meganm922_fml 0

ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.

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ShadowPunkChick 1

Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Even if you're single, that is no excuse to not shave for THAT long...I always shave, no matter what! It just feels better.

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hassenpfeffermmm 0

I don't like shaving in the winter if no ones going to see my legs either because as soon as you turn the water off and get chill bumps they're prickly again.

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jongolden 0

it has nothing to do with being single but it has everything to do with good hygiene. FYL

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FarSide 22

The must have been some mean bush, more like shrubbery. Wouldn't want to tangle with you girlfriend. Next time use a chainsaw.

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rjncjnaiyee 0

I can't go three days without being silky smooth. **** being a Sasquatch.

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kylinobambino 0

hey if there's grass in the field.... play ball!!!!

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icanhazlizard 0

When I didn't have a boyfriend, I usually didn't bother shaving in the winter either...there's no point if you know for a fact you won't be going on a date and you're wearing clothes that cover the areas. These people who think you have to just for hygiene are exaggerating a bit--hair isn't unhygienic if you shower regularly. HOWEVER, OP, if it bothers you to be hairy and/or you don't like the hassle of the first summer shave, the answer is simple: shave regularly over the winter, whether you'll see anybody or not. And if the FML here is that you were single all winter...um...so what? You don't have to be coupled up all the time. And if you want a boyfriend (or just a shag) that badly, you can always shave and doll yourself up and get yourself out there. But the bottom line is, being single for a few months is not the end of the world. So I deem this a YDI, because you are creating problems for yourself.

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blueocean43 2

There is actually a trick to it when it grows out really long (which I have used on my ex-flatmates back...) You either use a beard trimmer, or if you dont have access to one, scissors on it first. That takes off long hair. When its down to 0.5cm max, THEN you can use a razor. Also, do you not cut yourself all the time with disposables? Generally they are totally rubbish.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Only if you buy the 20/$1 pack. There are disposables available that have the good razor heads on disposable handles, even those overkill ones with 4 or 5 blades. I buy 'em cuz I hate when the head falls off.

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triggerit 5

do trim your pussy...otherwise you may be dumb off at the very intimate moment...

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masked812 0

that is nauseating that is y u have been single

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