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By Nana - 22/10/2012 15:39 - Sweden - Skellefte

Today, I showed my friends the picture I drew picturing the four of us in a 'zombie apocalypse' setting. Turns out they never saw me as their friend, and I'm creeping them out. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2023 03:00

Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML

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Bigmouth

By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML

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Hot or not

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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Outcast

By Coolkid. - 14/06/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML

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By slondons - 18/01/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML

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Chilling

By BondingTime - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

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By fakelaugher - 20/12/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML

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Strange stranger

By MandyPanda - 25/05/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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charvisioku 22

Monday 22 October 2012 18:57

Turn them into bait.

Welshite 39

Monday 22 October 2012 18:59

That's because you drew yourself as a zombie and them as humans.

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Spectre529 12

Monday 22 October 2012 19:45

At this point, you get to draw them in the situations where they get killed! Mental satisfaction

SaltukBugraHan 8

Monday 22 October 2012 19:47

It's always the artistic who get shunned...

redmane 21

Monday 22 October 2012 21:58

The buildings you walk in. The furniture you sit in. The technology you use. The actors you pine over. The writers who captivate you. The clothes you wear. The person that cuts your hair. The musician that excites you. The design of a website. All of those things are art. Sure, some people who are artistic were/are shunned but anyone with an ugly personality can be shunned. It doesn't matter if you're a businessman/woman or an art teacher.

TheMathMajor 26

Monday 22 October 2012 19:49

This reminds me of when I was younger and went to summer camp. One time I thought I had made friends with a group of people, but then one day they asked me why I was following them around everywhere. I understand perfectly how you could think you are friends with someone, but they aren't on the same page as you. It's not a good feeling.

Cbizzlez 10

Monday 22 October 2012 19:51

It would've been okay if y'all wouldn't have been naked...

EsOSiQueEs 14

Monday 22 October 2012 19:53

.......You don't happen to be a Sleeping With Sirens fan, who was just watching their new Dead Walker Texas Ranger lyric video, do you? :O

mizteri 1

Monday 22 October 2012 20:11

Are you in high school? They are not your friends then..at least now you know and can go find people who would appreciate you for you. And aren't so weird as them.

fuzion50 6

Monday 22 October 2012 20:13

r u andrew wilson?

buckdharma 36

Monday 22 October 2012 20:34

four reasons why im scared. 1. bodies being found in bags. 2. zombie apocalypses. 3. nurses being stalked by mental patients. 4. girls not wanting to go out to dinner. aaahhhhh