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CHARLIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
Seems that your in a tight situation
Ouch. I feel for you op. I'm only 14 and I've had all my fingers caught in doors/car doors. Most of them separately. :(
One time at school I shut a door on my finger. It turned purple but I didn't feel a thing.
HAHA Liar, you can't get your finger "locked in a door" unless you were as thin as paper.
Use your legs? If they're long enough, then you'll be able to reach your keys.
BULLSHIT!
HOW..?! This is like insane. How can this happen?? Lol
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that's an insane amount of bad luck within 5 seconds.
And, then, it began to rain. And, then, a bum peed on you. And, then, a pack of hungry wolves descended on you. . .