Transportation: Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then...

By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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Dumbass

By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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Stranded

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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Sunday 6 May 2012 11:43

that's an insane amount of bad luck within 5 seconds.

perdix 29

Sunday 6 May 2012 12:58

And, then, it began to rain. And, then, a bum peed on you. And, then, a pack of hungry wolves descended on you. . .

Comments

Yaen 18

Sunday 6 May 2012 13:12

Ouch! But how did the door close and lock on your finger? You either have a very flat finger or a very crappy door.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 6 May 2012 13:28

Some cars have helpful doors that automatically lock when the doors are shut, just in case you forget to lock them yourself.. I suspect that this is one of those.

kooochris1995 14

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:30

I wouldn't want a car like that. What if I was in a hurry and left my key on the seat and shut the door?

pinkpixie06 11

Sunday 6 May 2012 13:16

That's when you remove your shoes and socks then use your toes to pick up your keys!

CharliesCool2084 8

Sunday 6 May 2012 13:27

Holy shit!

turtle5562 4

Sunday 6 May 2012 13:41

Well the same thing happend to me to only when my keys fell outta my hand some hove spit on me and picked up my keys and ran off fml

persianchikk 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 22:10

Lmaoooo :)))))

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 6 May 2012 13:50

Oh my god! I can feel my finger hurting just from reading this! Must have been awful! I'm so sorry :(

llamafish 25

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:35

Your comment is so much better when read in Fluttershy's voice.

RealReasons 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:56

Looking back at OP's misfortune of getting their finger STUCK in the door, it makes me feel grateful that my fingers don't get stuck. It still hurts though.