By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
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Pentium_4 27

that's an insane amount of bad luck within 5 seconds.

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perdix 29

And, then, it began to rain. And, then, a bum peed on you. And, then, a pack of hungry wolves descended on you. . .

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day624 14

Well did ur finger have to be removed?!

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manyourlifesucks 0

Nah it had to be left there

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llamafish 25

And it's rumoured that to this day, late at night, you can still hear the screams of the poor finger.

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unleashed_fml 1

This reminds me of 127 hours... I'm sorry

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ohSNAPyall 26

So what's the problem? Just snap off the tip of your finger and grab your keys.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Close the door on your hand, put the keys at an unreachable distance, see the problem.

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OffToTheGayBar 9

Ugh, I can't stop cringing. Saw ain't got shot on that, my friend.

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agentx52 13

So fake. the door can't close and lock on a finger, it's impossible.

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OffMySack 2

Wait, so what happened? How are you here typing? I hate cliff-hangers dont do this to me!!! *twitch*

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shawnaishere 14

Then someone picked them up and decided to run away with them. Then I was too late for work and ended up getting fired. Then I ended up living on the street. Don't shut your finger in a car door if you don't want to end up on the streets.

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NiecyLuv365 1

I wanna know how you got out that situation.

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