Miscellaneous: Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 21:26 - New Zealand

Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML

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By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By slapstick1982 - 30/05/2024 03:00 - United States - Port Washington

Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML

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karlcolt45 19

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:00

that's like when dudes sit on their balls. there are no winnings...except for the inanimate objects I suppose

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:03

Are they that big?

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moneyoverall 3

Monday 20 January 2014 14:00

how big are they?!...

MexicanPenguin 1

Monday 20 January 2014 14:43

How, wait what?

babyseastar 5

Monday 20 January 2014 19:10

How !? How big are your breasts ?! Why were you leaning so close to the car!? Oh my god. Ouch! >.

andreabushman82 6

Monday 20 January 2014 22:44

This FML made me hurt a little

lizziecat 3

Monday 20 January 2014 23:21

How on earth did you do that? Are your breasts that big!?! I hope your a women btw

mischivos 3

Tuesday 21 January 2014 1:07

Pics or it didn't happen;)

Cbethkid 15

Tuesday 21 January 2014 3:10

Ouch! So sorry, OP!

quelsauvage 12

Tuesday 21 January 2014 3:20

Honey, honey. Find a good bra shop and get a proper fitting. It shouldn't be possible to do that. Dear heaven. Ouch.

Daydreamer4466 6

Tuesday 21 January 2014 12:25

Wow your cans are that big. Nice

Easybeats 10

Wednesday 22 January 2014 1:40

I just felt the pain.

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