By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
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funsize003 0

ahhh what a bitch. I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife. what you do now: make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture. begin to talk to her, get her really interested. meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell, "gotcha, ****!" and move on. :)

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diet_otaku 0

lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD

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iSING 0

#10 hahaha, Im sorry man but this is classic

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demonkey_fml 4

At least you know you were compatible while you were together. That might make you feel better when you think, "Why was I with that BITCH for so long!?!?!?!?!?!?" See, it's scientific!

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IAmBridgette 0

Lmao, so...she is your best match? Perhaps you should have stayed with her, lmao!

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singerguy18 0

#10 I love you.

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avikakol 0

YDI - you don't just all of a sudden decide to not like your partner and divorce in one day. she probably realized she didn't like you for a while, and she wanted to test the waters.

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Britannica 0

What a horrible woman. Hope she doesn't find anyone.

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hottytoddy 0

That's when you take her damn money!

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